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Andy Borowitz: Fox News Reports: Millions of Grannies Flee U.S. as Death Panels

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Huffington Post | November 08, 2009

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - With the establishment of government-mandated death panels just days away, grandmothers began fleeing the United States in record numbers today, reports Fox News. "I am never one to yell "Fire" in a crowded theater, said Fox News host Glenn Beck. "But run for your ...

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