Congoo: #1 Kiwi Moondog

Overview
The KIWI never masquerades, but rather lamps,similar to a procurer of female prostitutes.
The KIWI is indeed a lady’s man, and I demur the idea of exchanging capital (i.e. hard currency and legal tender) for fornication. I would preferably trade my funds for a new automobile or expensive watch.

Due to my popularity amongst individuals whom of which also reside within the regions of the pacific northwestern hemisphere of the republic of the united states of america, numerous females come to visit their MOONDOG regularly. I currently have one dame in my Range Rover vehicle, while another in my Suburban SUV.How would it be possible that your female significant other could evade myself and accompany you all night?

I plausably will attempt to advise you that in fact most female homosapiens in Western Society are fanatical, and their fraudulent, compromising behaviours and actions are the only methods by which they can regularly consummate wealth. Therefore your MOONDOG regularly vociferates at these women to fluctuate their extremities until I’m flabbergasted and thoroughly askew. I ask you to lower yourself to ground level and receive it how you abide.

And due to your pulchritude, I request you to expose your labia.
I am aware of your favorable actions. Please do not get me wrong, nothing thus far has changed.

Therefore, if you have a female acquaintance, cause their body to vibrate and let them release a sound similar to a dog rifling through garbage.
Do you not at times simply abhor these aged, deceitful temptresses? The ones whom grin while being clothed in an ally’s attire, consuming carbonated and non-carbonated beverages procured with another's coinage?
These denniznes should go ahead and touch their toes, and subsequently prepare illicit narcotics for ingestion. Later we can voyage to the local shopping center and purchase some garments for your KIWI, purchased with your caregivers meager salary.

And if your insignificant other begins acting unfavorably, I may just unleash the power of a firearm upon him. No one is able to fidangle around with the KIWI.

This was produced for the true entrepreneurs. Acquire your necessary funds.

Do not become worrisome about the next person, instead set your sights upon acquiring your necessary funds.

Places I have worked

CCMMI Since April 2003
1-9 employees
KING KIWI
Consumer Products

Education

Lycanthropy St. - United States / MASSACHUSETTS
N/A - Lycanthropy 0 - 0

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