| The Hollywood marriage really has evaporated. Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli have divorced.
They were always the ones I pointed to, whenever the question of longtime Hollywood pairings came up. Them, and Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.
No more Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. No more John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Now Wolfgang’s parents’ marriage has bitten the dust, too.
I remember how exciting it was when these two ‘80s icons wed. She of “One Day at a Time,” a fun ‘70s-80s show. He of the rock group Van Halen, so huge in that decade. It was a matchup made in heaven. They were both cute; they were both popular. And it lasted. I was surprised, but it lasted. But I guess things are not always as they seem, especially in Hollywood.
So, OK ... Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette, pleeeeezzzz keep it together …
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